By admin + November 17th, 2008
People are going on a frantic search for Lawrence Golub. Since many of you might not know who Lawrence Golub and what he stands for, we will be revealing what our recent research has indicated on Lawrence Golub. Please not that some of you may be searching for a different Lawrence than the once we [...]
By admin + August 29th, 2008
In an unexpected move, presumptive Republican nominee John McCain selected Sarah Palin as his vice presidential running mate today. However, the Sarah Palin vice president move is expected to backfire on McCain. Democrats are outraged that McCain would employ such tactics in an effort to sway distraught Clinton voters to vote Republican in November. Women, [...]
By admin + August 22nd, 2008
Delaware senator Joe Biden has been selected by the Obama campaign as Obama’s running mate.
Biden has been a part of the senate for over a decade and has held positions that make him a perfect fit for the running mate seat. He has the foreign-policy expertise which Obama clearly lacks.
Joe Biden’s age might be a [...]
By admin + August 8th, 2008
“John Edwards admits affair” is the headline that numerous publications are blasting after John Edwards admitted to having an affair with Rielle Hunter. Edwards admitted that he lied about his affair with Rielle Hunter, which was going on during his wife’s (Elizabeth Edwards) battle with cancer. Edwards, however, denies that he had a child with [...]
By admin + June 28th, 2007
When it comes to the presidential campaign sites of Hilary Clinton and Ron Paul, nobody would guess that the two would have anything in common. A website traffic measurement firm says otherwise. According to the firm, both sites are receiving their greatest amount of traffic from Myspace, Yahoo, Yahoo Mail, and of course Google. Without [...]
By admin + June 27th, 2007
The Senate Judiciary Committee subpoenaed Dick Cheney’s office along with the White House for documents pertaining to Bush’s espionage program. The Committee is searching for documents that may show whether disputes existed over the legal nature of the program. Committee chair, Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) claims that this was the committee’s last resort for obtaining materials [...]
By admin + June 26th, 2007
Rudolph Guliani is criticizing Bill Clinton and Democrats for not responding forcefully to the ‘93 WTC bombings and subsequent terrorist attacks. According to him, Democrats have been very naive in dealing with terrorism. He backs this with claims that over 500 Americans were killed before September 11th.
Hey Giuliani, do you want to talk about how [...]
By admin + June 20th, 2007
Bush vetoed a stem cell bill for the second time today, keeping federal funds from researchers and not easing on any previous restrictions on stem-cell research. He is encouraging scientists to be “ethically responsible”. I’m sure he’s going to regret this when in several years he gets Alzheimers or some other currently incureable disease.
By admin + June 17th, 2007
Duhram District Attorney Mike Nifong was disbarred Saturday after an investigation by the North Carolina State Bar found that he violated several ethnic rules in the case against 3 Lacrosse players. The panel’s investigation found that Nifong withheld key pieces of DNA evidence from defense attorneys and lied multiple times to both the judge and [...]
By admin + June 14th, 2007
An effort is underway to hoist Los Angeles Sheriff, Lee Baca, from his rein at the Sheriff’s department. He has been recieving a grand amount of criticism for his recent handling of Paris Hiltons’ imprisonment, where he released her home three days into her sentence. Baca, of course, denies any allegations that Hilton received any [...]